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Do you know the ABC? the teacher asks the schoolgirls.
Of course I do. Answers the girl.
Then tell me please which letter goes after A?
All the others. Says the girl.
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer.
What is the first thing a king or a queen does when he or she comes to the throne?
They sit down!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
You hide in a bush and act like a carrot.
What did Adam say one the day before Christmas?
It will be Christmas, Eve!
A husband reads an article to his wife about how many words women say a day : 30000 to a man's 15000.
The wife replys : it's because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turns to his wife and asks "What?"
Funny little jokes :)
