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agreement whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union (rather than German, the other candidate language).
As part of the negotiations Her Majesty’s government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five year phase-in plan that would be known as Euro-English.
In the first year the soft “c” will be replaced by an “s”. Sertainly,
this will make some sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will then
be dropped in favour of the “k”. This should klear up konfusion and
keyboards kan have one letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by the “f”. This will make words
like fotograf shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the taget where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre
that the trouble of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away...
By the 4th yar peopl wil be replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with
“v”.
During ze fifz yar unesesary “o” can be droped from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of korz be aplid to ozer kombinations
of leters.
After zis fifz yar ve vill hav a reli sensible riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or dificultis and evri vun vil find it esi tu onderstnd ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finaly kum tru

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan that would be known as Euro-English.

In the first year the soft “c” will be replaced by an “s”. Certainly, this will make some civil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will then

be dropped in favor of the “k”. This should clear up confusion and keyboards can have one letter less.

There will be growing public enthusiasm in the second year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by the “f”. This will make words

like photograph shorter.

In the 3rd year, public acceptance of the new spelling can be expected to reach the target where more complicated changes are

possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double letters,

which have always been a deterrent to accurate spelling. Also, all will agree that the trouble of the silent “e” in the language is disgraceful and it

should go away...

By the 4th year, people will be replacing “th” with “z” and “w” with

“v”.

During the fifth year unnecessary “o” can be dropped from words containing “ou”, and similar changes would, of course, be applied to other combinations

of letters.

After these five years we will have a really sensible riten style. There will be no

more trubles or dificulties and everyone will find it easy to understnd each other.

The dream will finnaly come true.

Ok, vreau sa îți spun că textul asta a fost o provocare...

Nu știu sigur dacă am înțeles bine, deci am corectat toate cuvintele, dar o mare parte din greșeli fac parte din mesajul pe care textul îl prezintă, daci s-ar putea sa nu fi trebuit corectate toate greșelile, dar nu cred ca e o problema.

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